Sheer Awesomeness

I can't move to the States. Canada is too awesome. On the 2nd session of 38th Parliment, we turned over a new leaf of Mapleyness. We created Bill 16. Brace yourself, it is called the APOLOGY ACT. That's right. We made a bill about saying sorry. Only here in the Great (but not better than anyone else) White (and brown and yellow and red and goash we don't even see colour anyways) North (but we know other people are northern too, we just are as well but if anyone would prefer we didn't use that term, we could change it). Now, if we could just get Dubya to create a "Fuck you we's gonna do what we want" bill, the world would be in balance...wait...isn't that the Patriot Act?