Laughably sad

PETA, I just want you to know that no one is going to forget about you. It's okay. You can take a day off. I mean, sure, people will still eat tasty, tasty meat, but it's not your fault. You can stop with the wacky stunts. Clearly you needed someone to tell you it was okay to stop, that we heard you, that we get it. It is. We did. We do. So, enough with the porn ads, and enough of foolishness like this, okay?
Everything is gonna be okay...take a nap, have a tofurkey tog (see, I didn't even use the word dog...it's okay).