Soul-wrentching anger

I hate the mall on a Saturday. Wait, no, full stop, I hate the mall. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO WALK 17 PEOPLE ABREAST?! It is unnecessary. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO STOP WALKING THE THE MIDDLE OF THE AISLE TO SCREAM INTO YOUR CELL THAT YOU ARE IN THE MALL? It is unnecessary. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BRING YOUR SCREAMING BRATTY 12 YEAR OLD WHO IS ASHAMED TO BE SEEN IN PUBLIC WITH YOU AND THEN PROCEED TO HAVE A NEGOCIATION SESSION ABOUT CHORES AND ALLOWANCE WHILE OTHER PEOPLE ARE JUST TRYING TO GET PAST YOU? It is unnecessary. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE MORE KIDS THAN HANDS OR BRAIN CELLS? It is unnecessary. UN-NEC-E-SSARY!