The News...presented by Prozac, Paxil and Drain-o
Oy vey. Oma watches the news. A lot. Like 3 or 4 times a day (you would think this would make her informed or edumacated but you would be dead, dead wrong). And today, I watched some of the news with her and my mother. And I cried myself to sleep. And it was 5:30. 5 burned up kids, one burned up mother, 6 DIFFERENT fatal car accidents, a beached whale, a drowned kid and (this was gruesome) a dog that some sick fuck tried to skin WHILE IT WAS ALIVE. And this was all in the space of about 20 mins. Ew. I am going to watch Strawberry Shortcake...the original, not that new poser bitch
posted by shellswick at 7:20 p.m.
4 Comments:
Don't watch the news, don't read the news, don't listen to the news. It's all the worst news they can dredge up.
So, rather than "news," it should be called "today's things to make old shut-ins tut and shake their heads in dismay."
if this shit is 'news', george W is a 'statesman'! The saddest part is that people actually watch a lot of news and think they know a lot of what is going on in the world.
If that were true why would we be going to hell in a handbasket.
Give me the journailists of old, striving to report the news about events that define and inspire us instead of working to easily satisfy some base violent pornographic gratification.
Mmmmmm base violent pornographic gratification.
I'll rent that on my own time!!!
Evolve Dammit, Evolve!!!!!!!
And good night, and good luck.
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