Stupid jerk-faces who I hate.
Some no-dick broke into our van and stole a bunch of stuff...I hate them and their ass faces. They stole Mr. B's very swanky b-day present, the MP3 cd player, they stole my promotion present MP3 player...they stole our US cell phone that doesn't even work in Canada...they stole Mr. B's leather coat which i bought Him and He looked daaaammn good in...they stole the SOG i bought Him for Christmas...they stole the Mitch Hedburg cd that JUST got burned for me...oh, and they stole a pen. i hate them. Jerks. Jackasses. I hope they get a horrible ailment that causes liquids to come out of places that sting.
posted by shellswick at 11:23 p.m.
3 Comments:
Oh no! I'm so sorry! Asshats. I shall hunt them down and keeeeeeeel them for you.
I'm going back to BC next weekend and I'll be specifically watching for some little suburban assclown wearing a brown leather coat that's too big for him.
It's okay to hate, just don't hate so much that you forget to come down here , okay?
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