Tales from the Oma side
Oma is german for grandmother. My grandmother is not german (at least not since the 1800's). We call her Oma because she worked with a lady name Ursala, who was german, and her grandkids called her that and Oma liked the sound of it.
As it turns out Ursala's dad was Hitler's assistant. That's right. Hitler. Not Fred Hitler, tailor, but actual, real Adolf "Doesn't Play Well with Others" Hitler. And when Ursala's dad (not sure if he was Himmler or Goebbels) got cancer, he took a Fuerer approved draft of pearl and mushroom juice. And, of course, being made from pearls and mushrooms, it cost $10,000. Per draft. And the guy died. Broke. From heart disease.
I wonder what colour the sky is in Oma's world.
As it turns out Ursala's dad was Hitler's assistant. That's right. Hitler. Not Fred Hitler, tailor, but actual, real Adolf "Doesn't Play Well with Others" Hitler. And when Ursala's dad (not sure if he was Himmler or Goebbels) got cancer, he took a Fuerer approved draft of pearl and mushroom juice. And, of course, being made from pearls and mushrooms, it cost $10,000. Per draft. And the guy died. Broke. From heart disease.
I wonder what colour the sky is in Oma's world.
posted by shellswick at 10:55 a.m.
1 Comments:
Are you sure it wasn't Chip Hitler, the Frank Stallone of fascist dictators?
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