Thursday, October 18, 2007

One of the stupidist things ever

I never click on banner ads as it just encourages them. However, yesterday one flashed up that I thought had to be a joke. It'sa no joke, as near as I could figure. Here, you look and see if it is a joke.
So, assuming that it isn't a joke...WTF? Why does this exist? This is even stupider than the electric scissors. I know that I have an unnatural love for make up, but I also know not everyone does. I also know that when you are drunk or high and sitting around with your friends shooting the shit, that if they are REAL friends, when the subject changes to your get rich schemes and all you got is that piece of crap invention, that you friends would immediately check you into rehab, because you can clearly no longer be trusted. But assuming your friends are dicks, and encourage this ridiculous idea, then the financial backers you approach should slap your face and send you home.
Clearly, the system has fallen apart. In protest, I am going to Sephora. Anyone want a ride?

2 Comments:

Blogger snusnu said...

But, but eyes are not flat, as these thingummies would lead you to believe. How do they bend and not crease the makeup? How, I ask you, HOW?

10/18/2007 01:39:00 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My favorite is the "animal instincts" pack... if anyone actually wanted camo eyeshadow, then there should be some type of punishment, not an answer! Stupidest thing I have seen in a good long while. Oy.

11/02/2007 11:25:00 a.m.  

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