Bad Witching

We were watching a show about the best aquariums in the world the other day and I was telling Mr B. about an incident when I was a kid when a whale was doing a show with the trainer and the trainer got killed but the whale kept doing the routine...And then I see this!
Intellectually, I know I didn't make this happen. I am just not that signifigant in the universe, but jesus...this is getting creepy.

Another Celeb Paradox

So, because I can't ever remember that I don't have to watch commercials, I never stop the TiVo (I know, it's not really a TiVo, but I want it to be) and always see the ads. There was just an ad promoting the Dukes of Hazzard movie, availble on HD...fine, whatever. But, I don't understand how Jessica Simpson, who is FROM TEXAS, can't do a southern accent. How is that possible? You are from there. In the ad she sounds like a brit trying to do a texan. She IS texan. What the hell? No wonder the one true love of the century failed.
I miss the snow.

Just a little braggin

Despite the badness of the past few days...I have manged to almost finish my christmas shopping. GOD I love having a US address. YAY online shopping...That is one well organized series of tubes!

Awesomeness

This was on the Flying Spaghetti Monster site...And it is awesome. I particularly like the use of "all of ya'll". Just awesome.

"All of ya’ll who believe this queer ass religion

Published by henderob November 1st, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

All of ya’ll who believe this queer ass religion are just a bunch of fucking nerds who have nothing better to do then just make up ridiculous shitty ass crap like this. Along with that fact, anyone who believes this stupid religion has a drinking problem, all of ya’ll drink douche water.

-someone"