No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Non. No. No. Just...here. And, no.

One of the stupidist things ever

I never click on banner ads as it just encourages them. However, yesterday one flashed up that I thought had to be a joke. It'sa no joke, as near as I could figure. Here, you look and see if it is a joke.

So, assuming that it isn't a joke...WTF? Why does this exist? This is even stupider than the electric scissors. I know that I have an unnatural love for make up, but I also know not everyone does. I also know that when you are drunk or high and sitting around with your friends shooting the shit, that if they are REAL friends, when the subject changes to your get rich schemes and all you got is that piece of crap invention, that you friends would immediately check you into rehab, because you can clearly no longer be trusted. But assuming your friends are dicks, and encourage this ridiculous idea, then the financial backers you approach should slap your face and send you home.
Clearly, the system has fallen apart. In protest, I am going to Sephora. Anyone want a ride?

Enough to make you weep, or scream

By this point, unless you enjoy your life inside a box in the woods, you have heard of the *hem* Bratz, the scary ass, fat lip, giant headed, skinny torso, plastic dolls. They are dolls. Toys. Playthings. Upsetting and ugly, but dolls.
Then, they made some shitty animated movies starring the Bratz. Sad but true. Somewhat fitting, I guess.
Then, they made a shitty live action movie, based on the toys and the animated movies. Okay. Now we are pushing it a little, but I guess, if you are into that sort of thing, it is not completely horrible. I mean, it is a little horrible, but not completely.
Then, today, I saw an ad for Bratz dolls based on the movie. The movie they made from another movie that they made from dolls. AND THEY LOOKED DIFFERENT.
Then, my mind broke and now I only see unicorns.